Thursday, January 22, 2009

the beast

the beast is the most secure presidential limo of all time. it has five inch thick plates in the doors and windows that are equally as thick. the beast is actually safer than some tanks. this car accelerates from zero to sixty in a liesurly fifteen seconds, and has a top speed of just over sixty miles per hour. it may not be able to flee the seen danger but it is impermiable to anything. this car straight out of a James bond movie also has shotguns, and teargass launchers in the doors. the craziest thing about it is that it also has vails of obamas verry own blood inside. the beast is a car made by GM. some of the other less cool modifications are the smaller windows for added safety, and the compleately soundproof interior. when obama is in the back seet of that bad boy he is basicly in the back seat of an inpenatrable cacoon.

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