2012 Campaign Video Leaked!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to National Affairs is pleased to bring you breaking news! Noted politician Howard T. Ackerman has officially announced his bid for president! A few hours ago, an excerpt of an advertisement similar to those which will be used in Ackerman's impending presidential campaign in 2012 was made public. (The ad is dated 2008, as he cleared a previous ad for release.) The candidate wished to make his independence from "special interests" known, while promising to bring "a steaming platter of shame" to all members of the Communist Party. As the ad appears to be geared towards the general election, it seems likely that Ackerman may be trying to build support as an Independent candidate, though it seems that he leans strongly one side of the political spectrum. Ackerman has not commented on the ad or any aspects of his platform as of this writing, other than by stating: "Vote for me, if you want to live." What do you guys think? Personally, I think it's time this country had someone who could stand up to all the darn Reds controlling the government and the media and show them who's boss. It's time to win one for the Real Americans! Ackerman 2012! *Clicking on the title will take you to one of several of the released Ackerman ads. He also has messages on illegal immigration, health care, and Obama's "change you can believe in" slogan.