On September 20th, 2019, the Untitled Goose Game, magnum opus of this console generation, nay, of our generation as a whole, released on PC and Nintendo Switch.
And it.
Is.
Amazing.
Boasting such innovative features as a dedicated honk button (!!!), the ability to freely terrorize a town of hapless humans, and impeccable goose waddling animation, this game's got game of the year in the bag, no doubt.
However, I have to wonder whether the sadistic nature of some of the game's goals won't have a negative impact on the minds of the American youth. God forbid, if this generation of impressionable children were to be exposed to UGG's infectious schadenfreude, I daresay the fabric of American society may fall apart. Well, that is if the American government doesn't tear American society apart before this terrifying goose can get its omniscient, feathered wings on it.
Questions:
1. Honk? Honk honk honk honk? Flap. Flap? Flap honk. Honkity?
2. Is this Game of the Year material? (Who am I kidding. Obviously.)
3. How much sleep is too little sleep? Time sensitive question. Geese are currently honking around my cranium on a path in the shape of an inverted mobius strip.
4 comments:
I am absolutely enthralled by this game, we knew human innovation was leading us somewhere amazing, but I never could have imagined that the culmination of human effort could become so amazing. Truly a timeless classic that will change human culture forever.
Inverted Mobius strips allow you to access the fourth dimension and travel through time. The Untitled Goose Game will permeate into all eras of Human History, stretching from before the written word to long after we are gone.
According to many scientists and sleep studies (and my psychiatrist), teenagers need to acquire approximately 8 hours of sleep each night. I have to disagree with this because I get about 6 hours of sleep a night, and when I sleep even LESS I feel super rejuvenated! So screw scientific research! Stay up all night playing this game! Become nocturnal! You do you!
Janet, thank you for your humor. This was a fabulous and, dare I say funny (*gasp*), commentary. Tsk, just when you think comedy is dead...Janet saves the day!
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